The continued issue of every other zombie (and character?) being more interesting and sympathetic than Liv comes to a head as Major learns some hard truths from a zombie hooker. Meanwhile, Alli and Mary discuss how it feels like we're watching two iZombies: Liv's Campy Personality Changes and Everyone Else Deals with Zombie-ism. Either could be a great show, but combined it's an oil and water issue. Pick a side, y'all!