The new big bads, Spike and Drusilla, have arrived on the scene during Buffy the Vampire Slayer's School Hard and Inca Mummy Girl. One episode is genius, the other's... well, that's why we have the martinis.  

Alli and Mary are back to basics with some Scotch while we watch Buffy's When She Was Bad and Some Assembly Required. Now all brooding, all the time with Angel in the credits!

Clinky drinks, invisible girls, and Azor Ahai reborn.... wait, wrong show. Anyway, Buffy survives her prophecy and we all learn a valuable lesson about bullying. Alli and Mary chat Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "Out of Mind, Out of Sight" and "Prophecy Girl."

The Scooby Gang come to an early conclusion about the fate of their loves lives, while Alli and Mary have kickoff shots to gear up for discussing episodes where the term "technopagan" is used like it's a real thing people say. Buffy the Vampire Slayer at its campiest:   I, Robot... You, Jane; The Puppet Show; Nightmares.

Alli and Mary have a martini, gripe about The Pack, and chat the reveal of Angel's dirty secret. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, indeed.